cat asking for a pet [x]

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traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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thegestianpoet:

"YOU SICK BASTARD" I shout

Jon Snow starts to cry. He has been fighting off this flu for a week and has been eating lots of citrus. He’s doing his best. 

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fallontonight:

Jimmy and Amy Schumer get real in this "Truth or Truth"

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turninginto-a-monster:

When your teacher tries to give homework on a Friday

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

He once fixed my VCR for free! He didn’t judge!

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  • Student:

    Can I borrow a pencil

  • Teacher:

    I don't know, CAN you?

  • Student:

    Yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious.

I like alot of things.